Zombies

May. 30th, 2012 11:40 am
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Lol this guy I work with, who is a little off-beat anyway, is convinced that a zombie apocalypse is starting. Granted, there has been some zombie-like behavior going on lately, including:

- The guy who ate another guy's face off and was unaffected when police first shot him. He just growled at the cops and then kept eating the guy's face off. But then they shot him a few more times and killed him.
- The guy who was arrested for DUI and smashed his own face in then spat blood at the cops. I think that guy was a doctor, too, which makes it seem even stranger.
- The guy who stabbed himself repeatedly and then threw his intestines at the cops. He was unaffected by two cans of pepper spray. There was so much blood that the cops had to be decontaminated.

He mentioned a few other things, like some weird rash outbreak where everyone had to be quarantined (but things of that sort can be explained by real medicine). He also mentioned some other attack, but I can't remember anything about it. I suppose I could go check my e-mail, but it's not exactly important haha. And then of course there are the African zombies he's so crazy about.

Lol I just think it's hilarious that he's so convinced that there's a zombie apocalypse. I was highly amused by the e-mail he sent laying out the details of the "Zombie Outbreak of 2012." This guy is all about conspiracy theories too, so go figure.

I read that they think the face-eating incident was caused by "bath salts." Those things are fucking crazy. People are better off doing cocaine than bath salts. It's way less dangerous. The only thing that makes sense is PCP or some type of stimulant-induced psychosis, like what can happen with bath salts. One article I read said that bath salts are basically fake LSD. Uh, no. They're not. They're a stimulant. They can cause hallucinations, but they're a stimulant. Even if I were still using drugs, I don't think I'd use bath salts. That shit is crazy, and really dangerous. It amazes me that things like that are legal (though not everywhere).

Date: 2012-05-30 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beautyizdead.livejournal.com
Yeah my boyfriend works at a headshop and they used to sell that fake LSD shit till it was banned from Ohio. They still sell the fake weed stuff though.

you should point out to your co-worker that a zombie is a walking dead and these people are alive. I'd be more likely to think there would be an invasion of crazy people raping and killing people.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
Spice/potpourri is way worse than actual weed. They should just legalize marijuana. They can keep trying to make fake weed illegal, but people will just keep tweaking the chemical structure slightly and they'll keep coming out with more kinds. First it was spice, then when spice got banned a lot of places, it was potpourri. Now that's banned here too.

Lol I know, really. I should point that out to him. He'd probably say that they weren't really alive or something stupid like that though. He's an interesting individual, to say the least.
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Date: 2012-05-31 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
You don't have those things there? Not even spice?

Canada is way more lax with marijuana laws, isn't it? I know people sometimes refer to Vancouver as the North American Amsterdam/New Amsterdam lol.

Date: 2012-05-30 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damedosbesos.livejournal.com
Bath salts are fucking insane. The things that they make people do are crazy. From what I've read they are the equivalent of meth & cocaine together which is dangerous because of the different effects that they have on the brain. A few months ago some guy on bath salts bit a cop car while they were arresting him.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
Yeah, they're a lot like meth. I think they're more like meth than cocaine, but I have heard that they're like a combination of the two. A guy bit a cop car? That's insane. Did he break all his teeth on it? I don't understand how you can bite a car.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damedosbesos.livejournal.com
Yeah, I've heard them being a combo of those two more than I've heard them being compared to any one drug.

He bit the car & left a dent. He must have had super strong teeth because none came out. Lol.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
Yeah, meth and cocaine are a dangerous combination. And bath salts haven't been around long enough for people to know the real effects of them. Not long-term effects, anyway. Not that the effects of meth and cocaine are good, haha. But bath salts are just crazy.

That's insane!

Date: 2012-05-30 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
One of the kids at the youth center said bath salts are the worst drug he's ever done. That's coming from a kid who did meth all the time. If a tweaker is saying how bad a stimulant drug is, you know it's bad.

Date: 2012-05-30 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adorabella-xoxo.livejournal.com
I knew zombies would take over one day good thing i been playing call of duty I kno how to kill zombies ;) lmao its so funny a few of my friends are like omg the world is really going to end hahahah

Date: 2012-05-30 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
Call of Duty teaches you mad skills. Haha. It's crazy to me that people actually believe zombies are going to take over.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adorabella-xoxo.livejournal.com
hahah i kno but as long as i have a ray gun im good lol

Date: 2012-05-30 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
I want a light saber. That's not Call of Duty, but still.

Date: 2012-05-30 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adorabella-xoxo.livejournal.com
now that i think of it that would be pretty cool lol
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Date: 2012-05-30 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
Lol I know. You would hate working with this guy. He's all about the zombies.
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Date: 2012-05-31 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
There's a video of that?! Wow. I would NEVER want to watch that. That's crazy. Some people are so fucking sick. I don't get it.

Haha I think a zombie apocalypse is insanely far fetched. An apocalypse? I don't know...I don't think that will happen unless we blow ourselves up or completely destroy the planet, either of which (or both) will probably happen at some point.

Date: 2012-05-31 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] memoryseason.livejournal.com
I think he has too many movies and games.

Date: 2012-05-31 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com
Lol probably.

Date: 2012-05-31 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenzcircle.livejournal.com
Thats all i've been hearing on facebook is about that, im not sure if the people i know are actually convinced there is a Zombie Apocalypse or their just playing around. But knowing the people i know it could go either way.

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