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xxmadsenxxLol this guy I work with, who is a little off-beat anyway, is convinced that a zombie apocalypse is starting. Granted, there has been some zombie-like behavior going on lately, including:
- The guy who ate another guy's face off and was unaffected when police first shot him. He just growled at the cops and then kept eating the guy's face off. But then they shot him a few more times and killed him.
- The guy who was arrested for DUI and smashed his own face in then spat blood at the cops. I think that guy was a doctor, too, which makes it seem even stranger.
- The guy who stabbed himself repeatedly and then threw his intestines at the cops. He was unaffected by two cans of pepper spray. There was so much blood that the cops had to be decontaminated.
He mentioned a few other things, like some weird rash outbreak where everyone had to be quarantined (but things of that sort can be explained by real medicine). He also mentioned some other attack, but I can't remember anything about it. I suppose I could go check my e-mail, but it's not exactly important haha. And then of course there are the African zombies he's so crazy about.
Lol I just think it's hilarious that he's so convinced that there's a zombie apocalypse. I was highly amused by the e-mail he sent laying out the details of the "Zombie Outbreak of 2012." This guy is all about conspiracy theories too, so go figure.
I read that they think the face-eating incident was caused by "bath salts." Those things are fucking crazy. People are better off doing cocaine than bath salts. It's way less dangerous. The only thing that makes sense is PCP or some type of stimulant-induced psychosis, like what can happen with bath salts. One article I read said that bath salts are basically fake LSD. Uh, no. They're not. They're a stimulant. They can cause hallucinations, but they're a stimulant. Even if I were still using drugs, I don't think I'd use bath salts. That shit is crazy, and really dangerous. It amazes me that things like that are legal (though not everywhere).
- The guy who ate another guy's face off and was unaffected when police first shot him. He just growled at the cops and then kept eating the guy's face off. But then they shot him a few more times and killed him.
- The guy who was arrested for DUI and smashed his own face in then spat blood at the cops. I think that guy was a doctor, too, which makes it seem even stranger.
- The guy who stabbed himself repeatedly and then threw his intestines at the cops. He was unaffected by two cans of pepper spray. There was so much blood that the cops had to be decontaminated.
He mentioned a few other things, like some weird rash outbreak where everyone had to be quarantined (but things of that sort can be explained by real medicine). He also mentioned some other attack, but I can't remember anything about it. I suppose I could go check my e-mail, but it's not exactly important haha. And then of course there are the African zombies he's so crazy about.
Lol I just think it's hilarious that he's so convinced that there's a zombie apocalypse. I was highly amused by the e-mail he sent laying out the details of the "Zombie Outbreak of 2012." This guy is all about conspiracy theories too, so go figure.
I read that they think the face-eating incident was caused by "bath salts." Those things are fucking crazy. People are better off doing cocaine than bath salts. It's way less dangerous. The only thing that makes sense is PCP or some type of stimulant-induced psychosis, like what can happen with bath salts. One article I read said that bath salts are basically fake LSD. Uh, no. They're not. They're a stimulant. They can cause hallucinations, but they're a stimulant. Even if I were still using drugs, I don't think I'd use bath salts. That shit is crazy, and really dangerous. It amazes me that things like that are legal (though not everywhere).
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Date: 2012-05-30 06:40 pm (UTC)you should point out to your co-worker that a zombie is a walking dead and these people are alive. I'd be more likely to think there would be an invasion of crazy people raping and killing people.
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Date: 2012-05-30 09:33 pm (UTC)Lol I know, really. I should point that out to him. He'd probably say that they weren't really alive or something stupid like that though. He's an interesting individual, to say the least.
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Date: 2012-05-31 03:46 am (UTC)Canada is way more lax with marijuana laws, isn't it? I know people sometimes refer to Vancouver as the North American Amsterdam/New Amsterdam lol.