Baby Got Back and I am so Bootylicious.

This entry is going to be completely pointless. I just feel like sitting around being lazy until we have to leave for the BBQ at Jenny's parents' house. It's Father's Day, so I can. I'm not moving until we have to go. I'm going to sit on my ass drinking my Diet Coke, writing about butt shaking.

I got smacked for Father's Day! Jokingly smacked, but still smacked! I get in these super hyper, obnoxious ADHD type moods sometimes (thank you, ADHD! Sometimes you're cool!), and I was in one a little while ago. So I decided it would be a good idea to do an impression of Beyonce. I was singing "Bootylicious" to Jenny and doing some stupid little dance. Then I decided to go dance on her and rub my butt against her for the sake of the song. I told her I didn't think she was ready for this jelly. She laughed at me and then told me that I have no ass, so I was singing the wrong song. I responded with, "That's ok, you have more than enough ass for the both of us," and got smacked lol. Just in the arm, jokingly. She pretended to be appalled and offended, but she wasn't. She knows I was kidding. Besides, I like big butts and I cannot lie. Jenny does have a big butt, but it's pretty amazing. I love it. She has a very nice ass. Aside from her face, it was actually the first thing I noticed about her when I first met her lol. So then I proceeded to rap "Baby Got Back" to her. She knows she loved it. It got even better though. Evan came in when I was singing/rapping/whatever you want to call it, and joined in. He yelled, "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" Jenny and I busted out laughing lol. She asked "How do you know that song?!" He replied with, "How do you think?" and looked and motioned at me. Jenny just laughed and shook her head. Hahaha. Then Evan went "Shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back" and did a little butt-shaking dance. Jenny laughed and said, "You're your father's son, alright." Damn right. I have taught him well. Then it got even better again. Evan said, "I think it's a good thing that Dad was singing that song to you, Mom. I've heard him say you have a nice ass." I fucking lost it laughing lol. Jenny just looked at me and said, "CHRISTOPHER!" Hahahahaha. I am highly amused today. Then she told me I'm lucky it's Father's Day. Haha.

I'll shut up now. We have to leave in like 15 or 20 minutes. I just felt like sharing my ass shaking adventures with you guys.

Sappy Father's Day entry

I had a great Father's Day. I am so lucky to have the family that I have.

This is going to be a really cheesy entry, but it should be no surprise to anyone that I'm super cheesy sometimes haha. In light of Father's Day, I just want to say how thankful I am for my kids. Being a dad is the best thing I have ever, ever done.

As lame as this might sound, having Evan honestly saved my life. Yes, I relapsed when he was an infant, but I got clean for good when he was 13 months old. If it weren't for him, I don't know if I ever would have done it. He has been my motivation for staying sober the last 5+ years. To be exact, 5 years, 3 months, and 15 days. That’s pretty fucking amazing to me. Of course Ella motivates me too, and I love her with all my heart, but she’s brand new…she wasn’t around when I was struggling to quit drinking and doing drugs. I still struggle sometimes, and I’m sure I always will, but not like I used to. I finally decided that I wanted to get clean for myself, but Evan was my main motivation. He was my driving force. Seriously, he saved my life. The few years that I was a single dad were difficult; especially since I was newly sober. But I will always be eternally grateful for the few years that it was just me and Evan. I’m extremely happy that Jenny and I are back together and that we’re a family again, but those few years with Evan were life-changing. I developed a bond with him like I have never felt with anyone else. Of course I have a strong bond with Ella, too. I’m not saying that I love Evan more. I love them equally. But the bond I have with Evan is unique. Being a single dad made me grow up. For the first time ever, I put someone else before myself, 100% of the time. He was my first priority, no matter what. My kids are still my first priority and always will be. But it really was a life-changing experience. I alone was responsible for the life of another person, and it changed me forever in so many ways. All really good ways.

I love Evan and Ella so much. Being a dad can be hard at times, and it was really hard in the beginning. Hell, it’s still hard with Ella. But I wouldn’t change it for the world. The amount of love I feel for my kids is incredible. I can’t even begin to describe how much I love them or how happy they make me. I am so happy and so proud to be their dad. I feel like the luckiest person in the world to have them.

So there’s my sappy Father’s Day entry haha. Happy Father’s Day to the other dads out there. I hope you’ve had a great day. You deserve it.