Long, boring entry about nothing because I can't see and have nothing better to do than post from my

[xxmadsenxx]

The subject was supposed to say "phone" at the end. Longest subject line ever haha.

So, I'm using the LJUBLJANA (I just left that to show you what my phone's autocorrect changed "LJ" to. Lol wtf?) Anyway, I'm using my phone and this stupid app because I can't wear my contacts and without them I can't see my computer screen unless I lean over with my face right by the screen haha. I'm pretty much blind without my contacts. I had a pair of glasses I wore around the house sometimes, but I stepped on them and broke them a few months ago and I keep forgetting to make an eye appointment and get new ones. For those of you who know contact prescriptions, mine is -4.75 in my left eye and -4.50 in my right. So yeah, I'm pretty fucking blind. I can't wear my contacts because I irritated the hell out of my eyes yesterday and they're way swollen and red and grosser today. I tried wearing my contacts three times today, but it never lasted more than half an hour because they would make my eyes bug me even more. So I have had them out for like seven hours or something now. That means I've been blind for a long time. So what I can do is even MORE limited...so I have been playing with my phone pretty much all night. That and sitting here eating chocolate and doing nothing.

Wow, that was a really long explanation for why I'm using my phone instead of the computer lol. Damn. ADD + pain meds I guess.

I don't really even have anything to write about. But of course I couldn't sit here being blind all night without my little Internet friends haha. Speaking of which, Jenny looked over a minute ago and saw that I was on here and was like, "Oh God, baby, of course you can't go one night without talking to your little Internet friends. You're such a dork." Haha. She's just jealous.

Gotta love technology...we're in bed next to each other playing with our phones haha. Plus the TV is on. Clearly we're very connected right now. We are about to watch Friends. Well, Jenny is going to watch it...I'm going to listen to it because I can't fucking see. That's ok though. Jenny just asked me what I was writing about and I said, "I'm writing about how I'm doing nothing and I'm blind and about to listen to Friends because I can't see to watch it." She was like, "that's seriously what you're writing about?" Instead of answering I scrolled up and showed her the beginning of this paragraph. She glanced at it for like one second then laughed and said, "That's fascinating. I'm sure your little internet friends are on the edge of their seats. I can see why you had to get on there and write about it right away." She said it sarcastically, obviously. Then she said she couldn't wait for the book. She's as big of a smart ass as I am lol.

This really is one of the stupidest, most boring entries I think I've ever written hahaha.

Chanandler Bong! "Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong." Hahaha I love that. See? I don't have to be able to see it to enjoy it haha. Well, I can kind of see it...their faces are just kinda blobs and everything in the background is a blur.

Oh, something with a point! For some reason I wrote that my brother is getting married at the end of the month. I meant to say next month. Thank God it's not the end of this month, since this month is almost over. If the wedding was in a few days that would be a disaster. I'm the best man, and I'd be stumbling all over the place. Not to mention I'd be hopped up on painkillers and give an incoherent ramble of a speech that wouldn't make sense and no one would be able to follow it lol. So yeah...thankfully it's a month from now.

I can't really tell how long this is since I'm on my phone, but I'm sure it's really fucking long haha. So sorry about taking up a bunch of space with mostly mindless rambling. Two or three minutes ago Jenny was like, "Are you STILL writing that same nail-biter of an entry?" Lol. I told her yes and to shut up, or else. She asked "or else what?" and I decided to be really gross and said, "or else I'll squeeze pus out of my staph-infested incision and wipe it on your face. THEN I'd have something more interesting to write about." She said, "That is so gross. But yes, that would definitely be more interesting. I feel sorry for your little Internet friends who are actually reading that whole thing you're writing right now...assuming they haven't fallen asleep or quit reading yet." Haha. I think she's probably right. I doubt anyone made it this far lol.

Ok, I'll quit writing about mine and Jenny's banter now, since it's about how long and boring and pointless this entry is haha. So on that note I'll shut up. At least this pain med-induced ramble makes sense, unlike the one the other night. This one is just boring instead.

Jenny just informed me that it's time for another pain pill and for me to put on my stupid cream. I'm kind of glad it's time for one even though I hate them. They definitely help the pain and I need that right now. I should've waited to write this ramble after that kicks in...it would be a more interesting entry haha. I apologize again for this whole thing...especially the length because I'm pretty sure this is really long.

I'll probably mostly get back to your journals tomorrow when I can do it on the computer. Mostly. I'll be groggy soon anyway haha.

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Comments

[and-yet-i-fight.livejournal.com]

That is one of my most favorite friends episodes ever! I have a Friends greatest episodes VHS..and that is on there :D

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's a really good one. I'm a bit obsessed with that show haha. What other episodes are on it?

[and-yet-i-fight.livejournal.com]

It was from the earlier episodes..I have to find it..I know ross and emily episodes were on it and such..it's been so long! I watched it so much I thought I would have it memorized lol

[beautyizdead.livejournal.com]

Some people just don't understand LJ ...Dwayne makes fun of me for having one but I've had this Lj for 11 years. Lol. Oh yeah about your auto correct on your phone just hold your finger down on the word and it will add it to your dictionary

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's a long time. I've had mine for seven years. The past two years I have used it WAY more than I used to though. The past year, especially. Now I'm here all the time haha. That's good to oabout autocorrect. Sometimes I hate autocorrect. It's nice sometimes, but a pain in the ass sometimes.

[sweetdolly18.livejournal.com]

I don't mind your entries at all. I look forward to reading them. I find them very entertaining. lol

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Hahaha awesome! I'm happy to hear it, because I like writing them.

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

LOL that's hilarious. That's a great autocorrect if I've ever heard one.

Hahaha I love that you think of me when you watch it. I feel special lol. I watch it on Nick @ Nite Pretty much every single night. And I know, I write about it a lot haha. Not like I'm obsessed with that show or anything...haha. Jenny is really funny. We're both incredibly sarcastic, so it's pretty entertaining sometimes. Sometimes people look at us like "wtf" when they hear our conversations, either because they're strange or we sound like assholes because we're both being smart asses lol. She is a really fun person to talk to. We can sit and talk for hours, and it never gets boring. I love it.

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

We are. We're pretty much the coolest people ever. Haha. Not really. I like to think we're pretty fun though. We have a lot of fun. Evan is obviously cool and hilarious because he takes after me. Ha. Now Ella, we need to work on...lol I sound like such an asshole when I talk about her. I really do love her just as much. I swear haha. But anyway, thanks! You seem like you'd be fun to hang out with too. We could have a jam session with our guitars. That reminds me, I haven't been playing much lately. There's more motivation to get better faster. Sorry, rambling. Anyway, Jenny is tons of fun. We don't have very many dull moments, even when we're just hanging out at home doing nothing.