Evan's first kiss(es)

[xxmadsenxx]

I just had an interesting conversation with Evan while I was getting him ready for bed. Here's how that went:

Evan: Guess what, Dad?
Me: What, Ev?
Evan: Me and Isabella are getting serious.
Me: What do you mean you're getting serious?
Evan: Our relationship. It's getting serious.
Me: How is it getting serious?
Evan: We don't just hold hands and hug anymore and sometimes kiss on the cheek. Now we kiss.
Me: You kiss?
Evan: Yep. We kissed for the first time today. And then again at recess and then after school.
Me: (I was thinking "Oh God" haha) What kind of kiss?
Evan: A REAL kiss.
Me: What's a "real" kiss?
Evan: On the lips, duh. What do you think?
Me: Like a dry kiss? Or wet?  (I didn't know what to say lol. I didn't want to full on explain kissing with tongue or anything to my freaking six-year-old. I didn't think that's what he was doing, but I wanted to make sure. I don't think kids his age really know about that stuff, but I also don't think most of them "date" the same girl for a year lol. Not that French kissing is exactly "wet" (unless you kiss a sloppy kisser...then it sure can be)...I don't know, I couldn't think of a better term and I had no idea what to say. Semi-wet? Wet-ish? I don't fucking know. I wasn't going to say "Did she stick her tongue in your mouth/did you stick your tongue in her mouth?" because I would have felt really weird, and I didn't want to give him ideas if that wasn't what happened lol. Plus the "wet/dry" thing is what my mom asked me when I told her that a neighbor girl who was a year older kissed me in like first grade lol. When in doubt, I do what my mom did haha.)
Evan: Why would it be wet? She's not a dog. Not all slobbery.
Me: Ok, just making sure.
Evan: You're weird sometimes.
Me: I know.

Man, that kid...

Comments

[hughgrant-4ever.livejournal.com]

Ha, hilarious

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Hilarious and kind of scary!

[catlips.livejournal.com]

omg, adorable!!

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Haha it was pretty cute. He just seems too young to be kissing girls though! But maybe not. I don't know.

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

As long as he's not playing gynecologist, I guess it's ok.

[beautyizdead.livejournal.com]

I told my son if he even dates anyone under the age of 16 I will embarrass him so bad...of course I guess I'm scared he'll have a kid young to. Idk. Haha

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Haha well hopefully the fear of embarrassment will keep him in line. I think that's a valid fear, especially since you had him young. I'm already kind of worried about Evan turning into a manwhore. I guess it's a bit early for me to worry about that, but he has been girl crazy for pretty much his whole life. And Ella isn't allowed to date until she's 30 lol.

[memoryseason.livejournal.com]

That definitely is super cute but yeah he is way to young. When I was 6 I was to scared to hold hands.

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

I know! I thought kids were supposed to hate the opposite sex at that age. But then again, I had my first crush in preschool. So I'm afraid he might be following in my footsteps haha. That's not good. But it's innocent at his age, so I guess it's ok.

[memoryseason.livejournal.com]

Haha really I have my first crush in year three. Father like son.

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

What's year three? Like third grade? I don't know haha. How old were you?

Yeah, "like father, like son" is what I'm afraid of lol.

[memoryseason.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah third grade. I was eight years old.

He can be like you but not do what you did. :)

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figured it was the same as third grade. Hey, that's only a little over two years older than Evan haha. But two years is a lot when you're a kid.

I'd like him to be like me in some ways, but not in others. And I certainly don't want him to do some of the things I did. I'll do my best to make sure that he doesn't. I guess I don't really need to worry about it yet though.

[adorabella-xoxo.livejournal.com]

omg thats to funny and cute i love that kid shes not a dog lmao ur weird lol

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

He's weird! He's the one that said that lol.

[adorabella-xoxo.livejournal.com]

i kno i was meaning him calling u weird hes thinking like whats wrong with u dad lol

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Oh ok. Lol I know, you should've seen his face when he said I was weird. It was like a "WTF are you talking about? Are you being serious right now?" face. Hahaha.

[adorabella-xoxo.livejournal.com]

hahah its just to funny i would have love to have been there lol

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

He is seriously the funniest kid. Sometimes it's intentional, and sometimes he's funny without even meaning to be, like with this conversation. But he's always funny.

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Lol I know, when I left the room I started laughing at the "You're weird sometimes" thing. Evan cracks me up.
Yeah, trying to talk about kissing was hard. I seriously had no idea what to say. Good thing the sex talk won't be for a long time, because I wouldn't know how to handle that lol.

[damedosbesos.livejournal.com]

That starts that soon? Oh no!

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

I didn't think so! I don't think it does for most kids, but I don't know. I asked a friend about it, and he said he didn't have to deal with anything like that when his son was Evan's age. I talked to my mom, and she said I was the only kid of hers who started with that type of stuff at a really young age. So go figure haha.

[damedosbesos.livejournal.com]

Haha. That's funny. And scary all at the same time!

Good luck with him! LOL.

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

It's very scary lol. Thanks! I think I'll need all the good luck I can get haha.