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Jenny and I are both so accident prone it's ridiculous. This particular incident involved her though, not me for once. Early this morning she tripped and fell in the bathroom and busted her lip open. There was blood EVERYWHERE. She also has a little cut near her eyebrow and a little bruise on the top of her forehead. Her lip looks REALLY bad. I thought for sure she needed stitches. It looked really deep. I think she probably could have used a stitch in it, but Jenny is just as stubborn as I am and she refused. Luckily it healed over on its own and scabbed. It seriously looks really bad. The gash is huge, and she has a major fat lip. She looks like she got punched in the face. If we had gone to the hospital for stitches I guarantee they would have thought I hit her. Poor Jenny was super miserable today...bad cramps and a busted open lip. I felt bad for her. I stopped and bought her flowers after work to try to make her feel better. Obviously flowers don't do much for pain, but at least they made her happy.

 

Speaking of miserable, I'm going to be miserable tomorrow. It's 3:45 in the morning and I'm wide awake. I need to get up in less than three hours. So I guess I should say I'm going to be miserable today then, not tomorrow. Ugh. Thank God for caffeine. I have work stuff to write about, but I don't feel like it right now.

 

You know you swear too much when the first word that pops up on your phone when you type "fu" is "fuck" and "bullshit" is what comes up first when you type "bu" haha. Oh, and I just tried "sh" to see, and my phone changed it to "shitload" lol. Not shit, but shitload. Although "shit" and "shitty" popped up too, but "shitload" is what it auto-corrects to.

 

Now it's after 4:00. Ugh. I need to go attempt to sleep. I'm pretty sure it won't happen, but I guess it's worth a try.

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Dude...so, Jenny wanted to order pizza. When the pizza guy came I opened the door. Jenny didn't want to be seen so she kinda stayed back, but he somehow got a glimpse of her. He looked at her lip and then gave me the dirtiest look, like I fucking beat her. Then he gave me yet another dirty look as he was leaving. I probably would have thought the same thing if I were him though...that is what it looks like. If I saw a woman with a busted lip trying to kinda hide back I would think that's what happened. And a woman with a busted lip holding a baby just makes it look even sadder. So yeah...I kinda hope we don't get the same pizza guy again, because he thinks I'm a wife beater. I'm sure we will though. Maybe he won't remember...hopefully. Yeah, I know he's some stranger we don't know, but still...I don't want people thinking that. Oh well.

 

It's most definitely going to be a weekend in haha. Not that our weekends are usually much different. That's what happens when you settle down with kids. But yeah...definitely a weekend in. At least we have a bunch of new movies to watch. We usually do grocery shopping together on the weekend, but I'll be doing that alone this weekend haha. Jenny refuses to be seen in public right now. And honestly, I'm ok with that...I don't want a bunch of random people giving me dirty looks like I beat her. And if people asked her what happened, come on..."I fell" is the biggest lie in the book when someone is actually abused. They wouldn't believe it, because it seriously looks like she got punched in the face...hard. When B first saw Jenny's lip he said, "Holy shit, dude. That is seriously one of the worst busted lips I've ever seen. Chris, man...people are going to think you beat the shit out of her!" Jenny promptly told him that wouldn't be a problem, because she won't be going out in public for a while. Jenny is self-conscious anyway, so she definitely doesn't want to go anywhere looking like that. Even Ella kinda stared at her lip haha. If a baby notices it you know it's bad. And Evan's reaction? "Mommy, WHAT HAPPENED?! What the HELL happened to your lip?!" He didn't get in trouble for swearing that time. Jenny just gave him one of those looks moms give when you do something bad. So he said, "Sorry. I meant heck." Haha. All moms give that same type of look, I swear. With a simple look you know they mean business. You get that look and know you'd better stop doing whatever it is you're doing. They don't even have to say a word. It's a mom talent, I guess. Shit, I get the same look from her sometimes haha. It works like a charm.

 

I keep trying not to crack jokes with words like "split" and "busted" but sometimes I can't help myself. I have trouble not making stupid jokes about things. It's one of my biggest Chandler-esque qualities, or so I've been told. I just can't refrain from doing it. Luckily Jenny is used to it, so she doesn't really care.

 

I am SO glad tomorrow is Friday!  I'm still so tired. I'm going to try to go to bed fairly early tonight. Who knows if that will actually happen or not, but I want it to.

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