TMI

So now I'm in bed but posting here again haha. Jenny is passed the fuck out. When I got in bed I put my arm around her and moved her hair and kissed her on the neck (a little light kiss...not an I want to have sex neck kiss haha) and she didn't even move. When Jenny is "in a mood" sometimes she just pretends to be asleep and not respond. But she was seriously out cold. I wish I had something that would completely knock me the fuck out like that. Feeling like a zombie for a while the next day might not be worth it though.

So, now for my TMI situation, which is part of why I'm still lying here awake, albeit a small part. I have a fucking hemorrhoid. Jenny got flowers today. Some from me and Evan and Ella, some from her best friend, and we brought home the flowers family members sent to her at the hospital. So she got flowers and I got a fucking hemorrhoid. Fuck my life, dude. I keep thinking about the South Park episode where Kyle is dying of a hemorrhoid because Cartman gets his own amusement park. I feel like Kyle. Well, ok, maybe I'm not in critical condition, but it still fucking sucks. I had one once that I know of before, and I barely even felt it. But this one? Totally different. It hurts! Jenny got them when she was pregnant, and now I understand why she said they were so uncomfortable. Uncomfortable my ass! (No pun intended.) They're more than uncomfortable. It hurts and there's like...pressure, but mostly it hurts. I feel like someone rammed me in the ass without my knowledge. I could do without feeling sodomized. Dammit.

Good thing I don't sleep on my back so I don't have to lie on my butt all night. I'm lying on my side right now and it still hurts though. It has gotten worse as the day goes on. Especially now though. Good thing I don't have to sit at my desk at work all day tomorrow. That would suck so fucking bad I bet. I've mentioned how Jenny teases me about having no ass, but I have to admit she's mostly right haha. I don't have much of one, so there's no
padding there. Jenny has a big ass (that's a good thing), and if sitting on all that cushioning for very long when she'd get hemorrhoids hurt her, my tiny little ass would be in a world of pain.

Ok, enough about my anal ailments. I'm sure you're very glad you read this haha.

Now I'm really going to bed. And like I said in my last entry, I'll quit being a shitty LJ friend and catch up with you guys really soon. 

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