I'm an idiot. I CAN count!!!

Woooowwww. I'm a fool lol. Last night I convinced myself it was 2011 and kept counting only up until 2011. I knew it was 2012 because I wrote a check to the little ghost town historical society or whatever because Jenny wanted us to, and I wrote the date as 2012. So what...the...fuck.

That means I didn't miscount and say I'd been sober for an extra year. This was pointed out to me here. Thank you for that lol. I probably would've kept counting tonight and being confused too. I kept thinking 4.5 didn't match up with the dates of other events, but I was temporarily stuck in last year I guess. Hahahahaha.

Dude, Jenny HAD to have known. Sometimes when one of us says or thinks something that's very obviously wrong we just won't say anything until the other person figures it out, or when possible we'll play along with it. Like on that episode of The Office where Dwight thinks it's Thursday and it's really Friday, so Jim and Pam fuck with him. Same type of thing, except for 24 hours part of my brain thought it was 2011 (but not the part that dates checks and those checkbook keeping track things...registers? I checked and I did indeed date it 2012). Wait, yes she knew FOR SURE because she threw me that surprise 5 year celebration in March. Props to Jenny for obviously knowing but playing our game even mid-fight and doing it well enough to incorporate it in insult form. Hahaha. We actually do it enough that the little game/trick has a name: The Thursday Trick (after that episode of The Office). Maybe that's why she laughed like twice during that fight. Interesting.

Wooooowwwww. Well now I can definitely laugh at this lol. I feel better getting that year back, too. So 5.5 years it is!

Jenny apologized. We were ok the rest of the night. I'm pretty sure all of that fight or at least most of it was because of her Effexor withdrawals, because she's also feeling them physically now. And I predicted that she'd be bitchy because she doesn't have her Effexor and voila...half a day after her missed dose it started. That's when the withdrawals usually seem to take effect. She's going to be feeling pretty shitty until she gets that stuff back in her system. But her starting a fight from nothing like that makes a lot more sense when you factor that in.

I'm happy that I really do know how to count to 5 and add single digit numbers. Sweet.

Ok, I'm going to go to bed, or try to anyway. I haven't gotten much sleep the past few nights, so I need to get as much as I can tonight, which is only like 6 hours but still. If I don't get a decent amount of sleep tonight I might wake up in 2002, losing a decade instead of a year haha. I shouldn't admit this, but I originally wrote 1992 and then realized that was two decades ago lol. Oh man...

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