LMAO

Evan said "fuck" for the first time today. He was playing a video game and he said, "Fuuuccckkk! I died!" I know I shouldn't have laughed, but I couldn't help it. I busted out laughing. When I stopped I managed to say, "Evan, that's a REALLY bad word. Don't say it again." Then I started laughing again. Jenny heard him say it too...she was in the kitchen, but he kind of yelled it. Plus I swear, Jenny has radar ears. I think that must be a mom thing. She hears everything. So she yelled, "CHRISTOPHER!!! Get in the kitchen! RIGHT NOW!" I knew I was in trouble lol. She only calls me Christopher when she's mad at me. Kind of like how my mom used to call me by my full name--first, middle, and last--when she got really mad at me haha. It seems like a lot of moms do that. Jenny has actually done it to me a few times too lol. I got up from the couch and went into the kitchen, while trying to make myself stop laughing. The second I entered the room she started scolding me. I felt like a little kid whose mom was yelling at him about something lol. This is how that went:

Jenny: Chris! Stop laughing!
Me: I'm sorry, it's funny.
J: It is NOT funny. You're only encouraging him by laughing!
Me: I told him not to say it again.
J: While laughing.
Me: Sorry.
J: What happened to watching your mouth around him? You know he idolizes you and is going to repeat anything you say. He's five years old! He should NOT be saying that word!
Me: He's almost six. (I said that because sometimes I'm kind of a smart ass.)
J: Dammit, Christopher! (again with the Christopher thing lol. So I started laughing again.)
Me: How do you know he heard it from me?
J: Oh please. He said it EXACTLY the way you say it when you're playing video games.
Me: How do I say it? (I knew full well what she was talking about. I just wanted to hear her do it lol.)
J: Loud and dragged out. "Fuuuuuuuccckkk!" He sounded EXACTLY like you. (I busted out laughing again, partially because her impression was hilarious and partially because it's true...that's how I say it when I'm playing games, and that's exactly how Evan said it.)
Me: (I just started laughing again.)
J: Stop laughing! You need to fix this. You're the one he learned it from, so YOU need to make sure he knows that it's not ok. WITHOUT LAUGHING.
Me: (I jokingly made an over-exaggerated attempt to stop laughing and calm down, which Jenny rolled her eyes at lol.) Ok! I'm not laughing anymore. You killed it. (I said that jokingly, of course.)
J: (Jenny shot me a look.) I'm serious.
Me: Ok!

So then I went back into the room where Evan was and told him that I shouldn't have laughed when he said that, because saying that word isn't funny. I reiterated the fact that it was a really bad word that he's not supposed to say. I didn't notice until after I said that, but Jenny had followed me out of the kitchen and into the room Evan and I were in. She was standing at the edge of the room with her arms folded, making sure I did what she told me to do lol. After I talked to Evan his eyes went right back to being glued to the video game. Jenny was still standing there, so I shot her a "Hail Hitler" arm gesture (jokingly, obviously). Her response to that was "Chris! Grow up!" Then she went back into the kitchen where she was making brownies.

I don't want Evan saying that word, but I still thought it was fucking hilarious. I realize that I say it way too much, but I'm usually pretty good about not swearing in front of him. My friend Nick came over earlier today and we were playing Madden, so I'm sure a few "Fuuuuccckkks" came out lol. He must have overheard it. I don't know. I'm REALLY bad about not laughing when I shouldn't though. Really bad. Jenny always gets mad at me for it. I know laughing when a little kid says bad words or does things they shouldn't do does kind of encourage them, but sometimes I can't help it. It was funny. I was definitely pretty amused by it.